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Windows 7 release day — it’s all about ‘7’

The day has finally come.  Windows 7, Microsoft’s next major operating system, is out today.  Will it turn out to be the “Vista fix” and live up to its positive initial reviews?  Only time will tell.

Alongside the release there has been a handful of Windows-related news to peruse.  First there’s a slew of new Windows commercials featuring a new tagline; “I’m a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea.”  Heck, it works.  Check out one commercial here, and look after the break for two others.

 

 

Next up is the grand opening of the Microsoft Store.  The first MS retail store opened in Scottsdale, AZ today, exciting hundreds of Windows fanboys (and girls) who camped outside the mall overnight.  The first four people on-line received free Zune HDs and other early customers received some other freebies.  From some YouTube video footage and in-store images the Microsoft Store looks very much like an Apple Store, except with more vibrant colors and, obviously, Windows-related products such as Surface tables and Xbox 360s.  The video below is the fascinating countdown of the store’s morning launch; the countdown starts (so appropriately and to the glee of the rabid fans) at 7.  For a glimpse at the inside of the store, look after the break for a video featuring the welcoming colorful staff and see the gallery below for some stills. [Also noteworthy is that the online Microsoft Store is up and running, too.  It offers MS and third party products and services to purchase online.]

 

Two more less significant but equally relevant newsbits.  Today in Paris a “Microsoft Cafe” opened its doors to the public.  Besides it being the onlyofficial Windows-themed cafe in the world, there isn’t much else to say about it.  It offers free WiFi service to its customers and there are a myriad of Windows products for customers to play with as they sip their coffee and eat their pastries.  See the gallery below for some stills of the Windows Cafe.

 

This last bit of news is quite freaky, actually.  In Japan, Burger King introduced the “Windows 7 Whopper,” a 5-inch tall beast of a burger that packs (you guessed it) seven patties.  Customers are forced to pay a premium for this…unique treat (777 yen/$8.53).

 

Oh, one more thing.  Remember that over-the-top awesomely awkward “How to throw a Windows 7 party” ad Microsoft made some time ago?  Well the good patrons at Funny or Die have created the ultimate parody of it.  Check it out in the video below.

And that’s a wrap.  Now that Windows 7 is out…what are you waiting for?!  If you are a Vista user or looking to purchase a new PC, upgrading/adopting is a no-brainer.  If you are still using XP, hesitance is natural (thanks, Vista) but you should definitely consider jumping into the next generation OS.  If you’re that skeptical about it, it doesn’t hurt to wait for Service Pack 1.  If you’re a Mac user–I’ll just shut up.  Windows 7 is finally here.  PARTAY…or don’t.

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Conan interviews Intel’s “rockstar,” Ajay Bhatt

A few months ago Intel created an ad campaign highlighting who they deem are “rockstars.”  One of these commericals highlighted Ajay Bhatt, the co-inventor of the USB port.  After some investigating, the crew at The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien found out that the Bhatt in the Intel commercial was not Bhatt but an look-alike actor.  So, Conan decided to sit down with Bhatt in what turns out to be an informative and obviously comical interview.  The clip shows the original Intel ad…and at the end of the clip, Conan reveals a new one, this time featuring Bhatt himself.  Worth the watch, enjoy!

Andy Samberg does it again

JUST THROW IT ON THE GROUND.  Directed by Jorma Taccone.  The latest SNL Digital Short rocks.

In somewhat related news, it has been reported that Andy Samberg was contacted to host WWE’s RAW.  The wrestling show will take place on October 26 in Buffalo.  Although this has not been made official, Samberg has stated that a future SNL Digital Short will include “WWE superstars.”  Looking forward to it.

[Via IGN]

MS creates Windows 7 Launch Party ad; the parody makes it worthwhile

With the release of Windows 7 just around the corner (October 22), Microsoft has created an instructional video about how to make the perfect launch party to celebrate the new operating system.  It is so lame it’s kinda funny.  (Can you say awkward actors interacting in the most awkward of ways?)  It is a six minute video, and you should not watch it in it’s entirety.  However, you should at least scrub through it.  Why, you ask?  YouTube user “cabel” has created a parody of the video, and it is funny, in the inappropriate kind of way.  So funny, in fact, that it makes the effort of the Microsoft advertisers who made the original worthwhile!  Check out the parody video after the break. Continue reading MS creates Windows 7 Launch Party ad; the parody makes it worthwhile