If you have been closely following the recent Apple keynote and the related news surrounding it you will surely find this to be down-right hilarious. Enjoy.
*Beware, there are expletives in the subtitles.
[Via Gizmodo]
If you have been closely following the recent Apple keynote and the related news surrounding it you will surely find this to be down-right hilarious. Enjoy.
*Beware, there are expletives in the subtitles.
[Via Gizmodo]
..Such as really nice, really well, great, great, really cool, better and better and better, and so on!
[Via Gizmodo]

Guess who’s back, back again? Steve Jobs graciously owned the stage in San Fransisco on Thursday during the latest Apple keynote presentation. There was lots of discussion and reveals on the iTunes and iPod front. Let’s not waste any time and get right to it. Read on for all the juicy details of the keynote.
Note: When asked why Apple did not include a video camera in the new iPod touch, Jobs responded: “Originally, we weren’t exactly sure how to market the Touch. Was it an iPhone without the phone? Was it a pocket computer? What happened was, what customers told us was, they started to see it as a game machine. We started to market it that way, and it just took off. And now what we really see is it’s the lowest-cost way to the App Store, and that’s the big draw. So what we were focused on is just reducing the price to $199. We don’t need to add new stuff. We need to get the price down where everyone can afford it.”
Check out the gallery below for some official press shots of the new products and services.
[Gallery images via Apple]

Let’s do this, bullet-point style.
Be sure to check back here for all the Apple news once it is announced. It takes place tomorrow at 10AM PDT (1PM ET). Get pumped!

The long hoped for feature for the iPhone finally gets a date of arrival: the Multimedia Messaging Service feature will be enabled on all iPhone 3G and 3GS devices (sorry, original iPhone users) on September 15. For those of you not in the know, MMS is the feature that allows you to send and receive picture/video messages to other cell phone users. Up until now, iPhone users have been stuck in the dark ages, only able to send and receive texts (and more recently audio and contact files). MSS will be enabled through a required software update via iTunes.
What took so long, you ask? Put simply, AT&T’s service is sucky and they believed that their cell tower structure was not ready to handle the heavy traffic of iPhone users sending pictures to each other. After having plently of time to fix and upgrade things (and breaking a promise of a Summer MMS release), AT&T is confident in saying:
“We know that iPhone users will embrace MMS. The unique capabilities and high usage of the iPhone’s multimedia capabilities required us to work on our network MMS architecture to carry the expected record volumes of MMS traffic and ensure an excellent experience from Day One. We appreciate your patience as we work toward that end. … We want you to know that we’re working relentlessly to innovate and invest in our network to anticipate this growth in usage and to stay ahead of the anticipated growth in data demand, new devices and applications for years to come.”
Note that there was no new information divulged about tethering. It was only mentioned that it will be supported “in the future.”
Yesterday the Apple Store in Marlton, NJ was robbed by five well-organized theives. They stole 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPod touches (or is it iPods touch?). They bashed through the glass doors and stole all of the merchandise in 31 seconds! Fastest burglars I have ever seen. Check out the security cam that captured it all in the news report above.
So what are you waiting for?? Snow Leopard (Mac OS 10.6) goes for $29. That’s a steal for an OS upgrade. Dontcha agree, Microsoft?
YouTube user Mr. Hogg created a puppet version of The Wall Journal’s tech anaylist Walt Mossberg. Gizmodo has so appropriately named him ‘Walt Mosspuppet.’ Check out more Mosspuppet videos at his YouTube site.

Get downloading, iPhone users! For detailed information about this update see my previous post.

In an interview with Cult of Mac, Rich Miller, editor of Data Center Knowledge, said “Apple is planning about 500,000 square feet of data center space in a single building. That would place it among the largest data centers in the world…This would qualify as a big-ass data center.”
So Apple is planning on building an extremely large data center in the near future for their company to use. The lingering questions remains: Why? Could it be for the potential implementation of cloud computing? Are they planning on introducing a new product and/or service that would utilize so much power that it would require such an expansive data center? So many possibilities, it’s quite exciting, actually. Sound off in the comments below and share your opinions. Let everyone know what you think!
[Via Gizmodo; Cult of Mac]

Boy Genius Report has received information from “a pretty reliable source” spilling the beans on some of the upcoming iTunes 9 capabilities. First up is Blu-Ray support. Rumors spreading from Apple Insider are pointing to the next lineup of iMacs packing Blu-Ray disc drives, making this lastest tidbit of news all the more convincing. However, we cannot forget Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ “bag of hurt” comment from the notebook event in 2008: “Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It’s great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we’re waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace.”
According to the same source, there were mentions of some sort of Facebook/Twitter/Last.fm integration with iTunes. No details about this were shared. Perhaps “…broadcasting what song you’re playing to your friends” is in the pipes. The last grain of news states that iTunes users will gain the ability to “visually orgainize and arrange” their purchased apps. It is likely we won’t have to wait long to find out if all of this is fact or fiction; Apple’s September iPod+iTunes event is right around the corner.

Rumor alert: According to “an industry executive familiar with Netflix’s plans,” said company is planning on releasing an app for the iPhone and iPod touch that will allow users to bring their Watch Instantly queues on the go. The feature will most likely be limited to WiFi-use only. Attemping to stream full length movies or TV shows to your iPhone over an unstable 3G connection could be risky. Although this rumor feels shaky at best, it is something to cross your fingers and hope for; imagine a world where you could watch your favorite movies and TV shows on your computer, Xbox, and on the go with iPhone/iPod, granted you have a Netflix account!
[Via Engadget (image, too)]

In a not-so-surprising move, Google CEO Eric Schmidt has resigned from Apple’s Board of Directors. A conflict of interest has come between the two corporate giants. In recent news, Google announced their new Chrome OS; they currently run the Android OS on many cell phones, and they are expanding their search and web applications. What it comes down to is this: Schmidt simply does not belong on the Apple BoD any longer. With Google services starting to overlap in areas that Apple has lived in for decades, this is a smart decision for Google. Although Google and Apple can be labeled competing companies, it would be wise for them to maintain a healthy relationship as many of Google’s services (namely, Maps & YouTube) come pre-loaded on all Apple iPhones. As of late, though, things have become stale between the two; Apple continues to reject Google applications that too closely resemble and function like Apple apps. The recent Google Voice rejection definitely left a bad taste in Schmidt’s mouth, I bet. Check out the full PR release after the break.
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